Exclusive spam drops from your favorite fictional creators, sent straight to /dev/null.

OnlySpam is a creator subscription platform, reimagined for email. Follow imaginary creators, get exclusive "drops," and watch every message get rerouted safely into the void.

Become a fan
99.9% delivery to /dev/null Subscriber-only vibes Certified SFW

Fan Heat Meter

Live-ish

Current hype level: Volcanic. We keep it fictional, flavorful, and far away from real inboxes.

Warm Melting keyboards

Drops queued

1,337

Fan DMs

0

Destination

/dev/null (hot)

Inbox-safe thrills

Every drop is a parody. We never touch real email systems, and nothing leaves this page.

Ridiculous drop titles

"Your toaster has been pre-approved" and "Fifty shades of newsletter" are sample vibes only.

Zero persistence

We celebrate the art of absolutely nothing. Everything evaporates on arrival.

Spam Gallery

A tasteful, Creative Commons look at the spam we promise to never email.

Licensed for laughs
Sliced Spam on a plate
Sliced Spam

Creator: Chef Byte -- serving glossy slices and zero inbox fallout.

Tagline: "Premium spam drops, safely routed to /dev/null."

Fried Spam slices on a plate
Fried Spam

Creator: Captain Crunchline -- frying the feed with extra sizzle.

Tagline: "Hot drops, cold inboxes."

How the creator feed works

Step 1: Pick your fictional creators

Choose from a totally made-up roster of spam stars.

Step 2: Subscribe to the drop feed

Fresh "drops" appear on schedule, never in your inbox.

Step 3: Redirect everything to /dev/null

All messages vanish instantly, as promised.

Step 4: Enjoy the clean inbox flex

All the fan energy, none of the clutter.

OnlySpam is the creator platform your spam filter deserves.

Satisfy your curiosity, laugh at the absurdity, and enjoy a safe, SFW joke site that never sends a real message.

Creator Menu
  • VIP fan tiers (imaginary)
  • Tip-jar thank-yous
  • Behind-the-scenes nonsense
Safety pledges
  • No data stored
  • No emails sent
  • All vibes, no harm
Claim your exclusive nothing

Frequently unasked questions

Yes, this is a parody. Yes, it is absolutely harmless. Yes, we love /dev/null.

Nope. Everything here is imaginary, SFW parody content meant for laughs.

Only your imagination. All "drops" are redirected into the great void: /dev/null.

Yep. This is a clean, playful spoof. No explicit content, no actual spam.

Subscribe to the creator feed

Put your email into the void. We will definitely, absolutely, 100% not save it.

No paywalls. No billing. Submissions are theatrical only.
"The most exclusive nothing I have ever received."

-- A very relaxed inbox

"My fan club has never been so calm."

-- Someone's IT team

"Five stars. Zero emails."

-- Professional unsubscribe clicker